
The Cereal Box Standoff
He wanted the cereal. He did not want the cereal in a bowl. He wanted the cereal in the box, and the box on his head, and no further questions.
3 min read · Marcus Webb
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He wanted the cereal. He did not want the cereal in a bowl. He wanted the cereal in the box, and the box on his head, and no further questions.
“My toddler has two settings: asleep, and negotiating.”
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